Arriving On Friday

Arriving On Friday: Beating off to hentai

Eva: Hey, I just beat it to hentai
Julian: No, you arrived on friday
by EvaArrivedOnFriday November 20, 2018
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Friday the 13th

A 1980's horror film about a woman, Pamela Voorhees, who saw her son drown at Camp Crystal Lake, and went crazy killing all of the counselors several years later for neglecting her son, then was decapited by the last surviving counselor.
In later sequels her 'dead' son returns weilding a burlap sack and any pointed object...and later a hockey mask and machette to kill anyone who returns to Camp Crystal Lake, or anyone at all for that matter, as revenge for killing his mother. Has 11 sequels, including a battle between him and Freddy Krueger of the 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series.
AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO *shank* EHHHHHH
by Roger_Alvey_ June 24, 2005
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friday skyday

its when every friday is spent, with an amazing and close friend. they go to parties/bake/play outside/ have mud fights/ HOMEWRECKING, and more!
what are we doing this friday skyday?

This friday skyday will be baller!
by natasha skylit April 11, 2010
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Flannel Friday

Flannel Friday is a holiday on the first friday of every month during the autumn season. The original flannel friday began at Huntington Public High School in Huntington, New York to help raise awareness of hunger.
by lisound12 July 10, 2014
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friday club

Sleeper: Hey LEE, did you see my ownage on Friday Club?
Lee: HAHA, Yes I did you dickface. Refresh and check out my ownage.
by mzsleeper02 April 25, 2006
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Synthetic Friday

Originally coined on the Chicago Board Options Exchange, a Synthetic Friday occurs on a Thursday preceding a Friday in which the market is closed. Since there is no work on Friday, Thursday essentially becomes like a Friday. The word synthetic is used and derived from an option strategy called a Synthetic Long Stock, in which a trader buys a call and shorts a put, each with the same strike price (there are different variations of this strategy/trade.)
Market Maker A: "The market is closed tomorrow since it is Good Friday."
Market Maker B: "Nice, today's a Synthetic Friday."
Market Maker A: "Let's get bombed."
by SyntheticFriday April 01, 2010
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Friday kidney

When you shoot out a hard fart or shit and it knocks one of your kindeys loose
"Man I just shot out a Friday kidney."
by YuNg_BrAiDs February 26, 2022
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