first resort

n. a word (or phrase) created by Hillary Clinton as the antonym to last resort.
n. primary action
n. first choice for the course of action

"War should be a last resort, not a first resort"
-Hillary Clinton

by Victor Cas January 12, 2008

First in, best dressed

It means first come first served in Australian

There is some yummy cake over there. First in, best dressed!

by dredwerker December 3, 2013

first degree

A synonym for the highest level of retardation.
Normally used in a joking manner between friends.

I have a friend who really enjoys bashing his head into a wall for fun; me and my other friends call him FIRST DEGREE.

by LegendB1 April 10, 2016

First catch of the day

The first pee in the morning. The first morning urine.

Pathologist: When was the last time you went to the toilet?
Me: At 6:00 this morning.
Pathologist: Your doctor ordered a urine test. Didn't he tell you not to empty your bladder for 2 hours prior to the test?
Me: Hmm I think he did ... but I forgot.
Pathologist: You can wait for another hour to empty your bladder or you can come back tomorrow morning?
Me: I'll come back tomorrow
Pathologist: We're open at 7:00 a.m. "First catch of the day" is always the best.... so take this vial home to use and just put it in the fridge if you can't come in straight away to drop it off.

by Bebang March 26, 2011

firstable

What an idiot says instead of First Of All.

Firstable, I am a fuck whit that doesn’t understand English so your argument is invalid

by DumbAsses November 12, 2014

Love At First Sight

When you fall in "love" after only glancing at someone.
See also lust.

Boy sees girl. Boy falls in like.

by Sabishii211 May 11, 2004

First Issue

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act

We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend

by Mr Mong November 25, 2004