FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

Fb

A text short form for free base

Jordan: Who’s got a fb tonight
Jack: Emily’s got a fb her parents are outta town

by User7484837373 October 3, 2020

fb

"Follow Back"
Typically used by spambots in order to attain a quick following

"hey can u fb" -comment on a post about a tragic familial death

by detspooky June 18, 2024

FBS

Stands for Fake BPM Syndrome. People that have FBS often think the BPM of a song is much higher than it is. It's especially prominent with people that are often not used to songs higher than 180 BPM and in Camellia's comment section on YouTube.

1: OMG this song is so fast!! It's like 1000000 BPM!!!!
2: dude this song is 205 bpm, i'm taking you to the doctor
Doctor: I'm sorry 1, but you've been diagnosed with FBS.

by FyterX June 3, 2021

fb

a slang word for facebook

ily fb

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Fb gangsta

Usually a hood rat residing in Oakland county MI. He will use words like bruh and nigga. He will give his address out freely to fight bitch ass hoes for no reason. He will screen shot fb threads to jack off to in his spare time. He will be missing his four front teeth by age 34 which will help with the all the dick sucking. For this is now his new career after talking so much trash on social media no one will hire him.

Sean: I'm so fb gangsta, I'll bury you in my back yard bruh.

by Selmablair March 16, 2017

fb

free base.

Commonly used by teenagers, when someone’s parents aren’t home

“Hey, do you have a fb?”

by Sksks_vscogirl September 14, 2019