an Elton John

When you have gay sex but you have to be dressed as Elton John.

Don give an Elton John to Terry.

by hashbrown1224 May 12, 2023

Eatonville

An all-black town that sets the scene for a considerable portion of Zora Neale Hurston's "Their Eyes Were Watching God"

Janie and Jody travel to Eatonville, where Jody hopes to have a “big voice.”

by Literate March 10, 2004

V.R. Eaton High School

V.R. Eaton high school is full of rich ass hill billy racists who say the n-word too often and kids who are too privileged for their own good. Many vape in the stalls during their break with their headass mango juul pods. Only ten percent of the those attending are fine, the rest are fugly mofos. This high school’s footballs sucks ass but at least it doesn’t cheat like Nelson and their hill billy mofos taking illegal substances for boosts (laugh emoji)

“Yo, you go to V.R. Eaton High School?”

“Damn you must be hill billy white and fugly.”

by fjdjdjdkfi111 June 4, 2022

Eton Boy

A boy that looks like they go to/goes to Eton school. Generally good looking and/or wealthy.

Did you see that guy? He was totally an Eton boy!

by Steff Greenfield April 21, 2008

Sir Elton John

when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.

i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.

by MasterSquirtel September 10, 2011

Eton Broadsides

As every schoolboy knows, the game of Broadsides originated in the bedrooms of Eton. The inventor's name and the date of invention are both sadly lost to history, but school disciplinary records include references to the game as far back as 1820.
The term 'Eton Broadsides' refers to a particular set of rules for the game, which differ from the standard IFBP rules in that extra points may be scored by shots that hit specified parts of the court ('bedposts'). They are not widely played outside Eton (and a select few other English public schools) since they require a court built to exacting specifications.

His background in Eton Broadsides lets him approach shots from a completely different angle, making him a formidable opponent.

by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004

Estonian Pancake

The messiest, most problematic and diarrhetic shit mankind has ever seen. Done for the sole purpose of making your husband clean it up.

I will smear my Estonian pancakes all over the toilet, the floor, and the walls.

by Ew but yas December 30, 2018