Eternal Ferret

The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.

"OMG! That F***ing ferret just ate that freakin cat... and his little hat too. WTF!?!?"

by Scotty February 7, 2004

The Eternal One

Angelic hero with a heart of gold and ice in his veins. Can be seen with and without wings and with and without swords, depending on who you've pissed off.

Also known as Eternitian

I can't decide whether to lust or run from The Eternal One.

by Wheely Big Vampyre January 29, 2005

externaLOL

audibly chuckling out loud, at the humor of others or one's own blog.
the opposite of internaLOL.

wow, his comment made me externaLOL! my coworkers think i'm crazy.

by getouttanj February 28, 2008

eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear

now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007

Eternal Payday

I think it means death......yes death is what it means.

"He is going to experience the Eternal Payday!!" "Do you mean death?" "Yes...cemetary style!!!"

by swedenjokes September 4, 2003

EternalDragnz

This is the name for some guy named tin.

If you want to talk to tin, call for EternalDragnz

by jvchen7 January 29, 2003

Eternal-X

Whiny ass

Eternal-X whines about a kid stealing his candy

by f00 p00 September 28, 2003