Elishama

The hottest bitch around. She's a total flirt once you get to know her. She's extremely intelligent. She sometime may act like a blond although she may not literally be one. She's inlove with athletes and they are all that she will fall for. So if your not an athlete dont attempt to get her.

She likes to joke around.

Well damn look at that fine ass Elishama

Elishama looking mighty fine today.

Damn that Elishama, she bad.

i would definitely tap that Elishama.

by kolioo June 8, 2011

eishen-ryu

Sword fighting style using the twelve zodiac styles. also used by Fighter on 8-Bit Theater.

Fighter uses eishen-ryu.

by Evil Princess Sara November 14, 2003

Exitheory

The theory that every exit you make is an entrance somewhere else.

Grasshopper: Dad, do you mean that if I hop through this door; not only am I exiting this room, I am entering this other room at the same time.

Dad grasshopper: Yes grasshopper, you are getting wise young one. Actually there is no such thing as a singular exit or entrance. They are one and the same thing.

Grasshopper: oh

Dad grasshopper: Don't think about exitheory too much, your prothorax will explode.

by Exitheory October 29, 2008

exists to kill

A term that applies to anyone or anything that kills to only exist and not having a real purpose for such killings.

The only reason this animal is here because it exists to kill.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017

existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy

Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it

by von groovy March 30, 2019

Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the entire meaning of life itself and wonders if being alive even has a point. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, eating cereal, listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat and being vegan.

'she ruined my holiday!'
'don't worry about it Richard, she just had an existential crisis'

by BigNose395 November 19, 2019

exist'nt

It literally doesn't exist.

Person 1: Have you found happiness?
Person 2: I'll never find it because it's exist'nt.
Person 1: That's pretty tough.

by Commamamander March 17, 2020