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Eve Haynes 

Eve will be your VERY CLOSE and BFF for about 4 months. She'll love to dance and show off. Eve will eventually steal your boyfriend and your other best friends too. She secretly hates all the girls but put on an act for every single million of them. Sorry but she's real popular. She'll eventually squeeze you in between Martha and Cindy. If you hate Eve then she'll hate you for no reason WHAT-so-ever. Except for the hatred you try and make up over five billion times. Eve acts like she didn't do anything but she did. So if you have an Eve as a friend, slightly move away. When your unseen by her, run away to Asia.
Don't you think Eve Haynes is popular.
Eve Haynes by ElizabethTB March 30, 2020
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Eve's customs house 

Another name for pussy, vagina, etc.
She's such a little cocktease to Adam - she won't let him into Eve's customs house.
Eve's customs house by weep0r January 15, 2010
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eve's peach

Female version of adam's apple. Or gay guy adam's apple.
He has an eve's peach. She has an eve's peach
eve's peach by Mrmcnasty July 3, 2018

eve gurman

eve is really cute kind and an unpaid therapist. she has an unhealthy addiction to 1 direction and sticks up for herself.
eve gurman by hg120 July 15, 2020

eve of destruction 


man i was tottaly slaying those bastard rice farmers in EoD last night. those nammers wont be giving me any more trouble!
eve of destruction by rice killaz August 10, 2003

eve online

A fly mutha of a game. Addictive, but fun. Chicks dig it
hey white-boy, you sure look fly playing that bad mutha of a game
Eve 6 is the first surviving product of the lichtfield experiment, an experiement created by the government to engineer, a superior army of highly intelligent and psychic superhuman clones all named consequtively Eves. The experiment failure lay in that though the Eves were of supierior intellect and possessed the desired psychic power, they were prone to anti-social and psychotic behavoir and were hard to control often serving their own secret agendas.
We enlisted Eve 6 to help us fight the terrorists, she cracked their cypher and stole their attack plans, but then she poisoned all our generals our snipers and disappeared into the wind with the terrorist's anthrax.
Eve 6 by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 28, 2010