evan

to lie about something ridiculous.

person: im not evan-ing, im being totally serious right now.

by ballin72 March 22, 2008

evan

a person who performs homosexual acts in exchange for narcotics

evan deep throat = E pill
evan dick docking = 8 ball
evan prison blow job = key bump
evan brown bomber = special k

by some guy from connecticut April 13, 2008

Evan

An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel

Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.

by syphalius February 7, 2010

Evan

Doing too much; trippin

Why when these boys come over you act extra? You evan bruh

by theeprettiestttt July 14, 2019

Evan

A guy who sucks dick and is a transgender he loves getting back shots

Your should get Evan

by Evan the dancing waste yute November 16, 2018

Evan

A very gay man who loves Ryan and wants to fuck him inside a pokemon suit and also wants to put pokeballs in there mouths and have hard gay sex

Evan is gay

by Mrplowplow July 14, 2019

Evan

a fucking tossbag who fails in life. They are commonly known as boxhead/squarehead

Evan is such a twat

by EB360 January 28, 2009