"Nice Guys Finish last, great guys finish on her face" I wish I thought of that, I have Sheenis envy.
by thedoctor13 March 21, 2011
The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of his member. (Think penis envy)
This 12-inch tube is not big enough for a Super Bowl party. My neighbor's got a 46-inch flatscreen. Bastard. Yeah, whatever, so I've got Zenith envy.
by ECML January 31, 2008
Envious of a man with a mopar, owning a chevy or ford, and being jealous cuz of the realization that there vehicle is a pos
the guys in the chevy had mopar envy when we drove by in our big blue dodge and they were stuck in the mud.
by kirstenchase December 04, 2009
Friend: "Charlie Sheen has gone to far"
Me: "Sounds like you have Sheenis Envy"
Friend: "Dude your G/F was sure pissed at you for coming out to the club tonight"
Me: "She's got Sheenis Envy"
Me: "Sounds like you have Sheenis Envy"
Friend: "Dude your G/F was sure pissed at you for coming out to the club tonight"
Me: "She's got Sheenis Envy"
by Kededu March 18, 2011
by Jiffem June 23, 2015
Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.
My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.
by Legolass November 10, 2004
by cocobuttflower January 22, 2021