England

Eng=Narrow, Land=Land; "Narrow Land" (German Origin). ENGLAND first became a German colony in approx. 400 A.D. with the export of Continental rejects from Saxony to the southern half of what the Romans called Great Britan. These morons, these intellectual and physical cripples (see example) were exported from approximately the 4th to 12th Centuries to the "narrow land" - much like nuclear and other waste.

The remaining original inhabitants (The Welsh) retreated into Wales as one naturally recoils from human waste or other toxic wastes.

England is a now a country of chavs that has been continuously dominated by foreign rule since inception - significant foreign rulers have included William La Batard ( William the conqueror), the Tudor Dynasty (Welsh), the Stewart Dynasty (Scottish), the Saxo-Coburg-Gotha Dynasty (renamed Windsor) (German).

This trend continues today with pseudo royal seed of the House of Brandenburg X Windsor pups and the elected Prime Minister Tony Blair(Scottish) which proves that the modern day Englishman is still not very bright!

Proof that the seed of England is Germanic is provided in its mutilated low German language :

Gut = good
Besser = better
Hallo = Hello

by Oglaigh na Eireann February 18, 2007

Engeltool

An engeltool is one who extremely exaggerates or lie about his state of sobriety. Often times an Engeltool will even pretend he is either drunk or high after drinking O'douls brand beer or smoking a cigarette.

Kevin: Oh my god!

Matt: What?

Kevin: I'm still drunk from the Bahamas!!

James: You got back from the Bahamas a week ago, tool.

Wes: Don't worry about this guy bros, he is an Engeltool.

by Huskington November 12, 2009

Englañol

First defined by Rose Nash in 1971 (not Lin Manuel Miranda), Englañol is the English spoken by Puerto Ricans. Englañol is characterized by false cognates, loan translations, and spelling pronunciations.

My father is from Puerto Rico, so his English is more of a Englañol.

by alexsthetic November 28, 2018

England rugby team

Supposedly a shit team they actually turn out to be fucking decent

God damn I would love to be England rugby team

by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019

engelika

awesome bitch. most prettiest bhaddie you'll ever meet

wow, shes such an engelika

by idiotic bitch February 11, 2020

Englanphobia

The extreme fear of English people, and the country England.
Commonly found in Americans.

I suffer from Englanphobia.

by Hurshly April 18, 2021

England Fan

Someone who roots for the England National Football team. They are constantly rude and put lazers into goalkeeper's eyes when Kane is taking a penalty. They also boo your national anthem after it is done.

"Who are those really ugly rude drunk fans over there?"
"Oh, those are just ordinary England fans that have nothing better to do with their life."

by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022