Engeltool

An engeltool is one who extremely exaggerates or lie about his state of sobriety. Often times an Engeltool will even pretend he is either drunk or high after drinking O'douls brand beer or smoking a cigarette.
Kevin: Oh my god!

Matt: What?

Kevin: I'm still drunk from the Bahamas!!

James: You got back from the Bahamas a week ago, tool.

Wes: Don't worry about this guy bros, he is an Engeltool.
by Huskington November 12, 2009
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Engelbutthead

An engelbutthead is in direct accordance with Engeltool. An engelbutthead is one that thinks they are extremely "chill", full of swag, and can hang with the bros by smoking and drinking, when clearly they can not.
Jimmy: This kid has had a beer and two puffs of the L, and he's on the floor puking.

John: No shit, the kids an engelbutthead.
by Huskington November 12, 2009
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