1. An alternate way of saying "pain in my ass".
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.
2. A devious method of torture.
The name can be substituted in either case with hotter or weaker peppers to further articulate the intensity.
1. "This whole day has been one big Jalapeno Enema."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."
2. "I was kidnapped in Mexico and the cartels gave me a Jalapeno Enema while my family tried to come up with the ransom payment."
by Eleven Tails February 21, 2020
Get the Jalapeno Enema mug.The act of allowing someone to put their penis into your asshole and pee when you are constipated and don't have access to a regular enema. Not considered to be a gay act.
Josh was complaining that he was constipated but all the stores were closed. Andrew over heard this and being the good guy he is said he would give Josh a lemon enema to help him. Josh said I'm not allowing you to stick your dick in my ass. That's gay. Andrew said the lemon enema wasn't gay, and it would only be gay if he wanted a lemon log. So he put his dick into his asshole and proceeded to help him, their friend Greg walked in and said Josh I knew you were a faggot!!!!
by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017
Get the Lemon enema mug.When one person with an awful case of diarrhea connects their ass to another persons using a tube, and fills them with their steamy hot liquid shit.
by Supersquawhunter November 17, 2022
Get the diarrhea enema mug.My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.
by Nsw16 April 12, 2023
Get the Truck stop enema mug.When you wanna get drunk super fast, so you shove a funnel in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.
Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.
by Mikeyt5886 March 18, 2019
Get the Purell enema mug.The department manager at the home center was wearing a Wolf t-shirt and a a pair of denim enema’s. Also he made a coffee table out of a used NASCAR tire.
by The Clydesdale May 7, 2018
Get the denim enema mug.When you wanna get super drunk, really fast, so you shove a funne in your butt and pour a bottle of hand sanitizer down it.
Eric wasn’t getting drunk off of angry orchards anymore, so his twin brother, Michael, gave him a purell enema.
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