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"yeah man, i loved having lots of meaningless sex with many bitches and hoes, but this girl sucks my emotional penis like Marley and me (emotional)"
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Im helping my friend with his emotional detachment from his family, it was my idea to visit them and remove that awkward detachment. Its what a emotional tourist dues.
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Your boss says jokingly. "Nice shoes, where'd you get them, good will?" Unfortunately, emotional diarrhea ensues. "Really? That's great cause just last night, your wife was saying how much she likes them, and wanted to know where did I... Uh..."
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Get the emotional booty call mug.Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As an evolutionary dead-end queers poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
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