elon

1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.

1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.

by sleeplesseye March 18, 2020

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Elon Musk

Poor

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by GermaniumL November 8, 2025

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Elon Musk

When a girl won't go down on you because of the smell of your balls.

Nah, go fuck yourself. You got that Elon Musk.

by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025

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Elon

The nicest Taurus you’ll ever meet. She’s very shy and quiet and hates bananas. And she’s a kpop Stan😏 And she also has a crush on Parker

Elon you are so nice

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Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".

"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"

by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021

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