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Evan

An Evan is super thicccc! he is very promiscuous and you will often find him stoned eating pizza and more. his perfect date consists of tequila and trisha paytas videos!
“Those Evan’s are really messing with my GAME.”
by Aut Dawg October 11, 2019
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The sexist man on earth everyone looks up to him, he looks down on everyone and everything because he is 6’5 and a man of strength. He can beat anyone in a fight as he is trained in every martial art to ever exist and he is overall, just perfect no one is better than him.
Woah! That’s Evan Oh my god I need an auto graph!!
by Evan (True form) October 15, 2019
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A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes
Did he pull an Evan?
by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020
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Evan talks too much evan is smelly
by Juppyyy do be cool October 23, 2020
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Someone who thoroughly loves almond joys
Ewww is he eating an almond joy?
-must be Evan
by Plinkdorito December 12, 2020
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A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.
Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.
by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017
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A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.
Mom: Are you going to see Alex today?
Me: No, he's an Evan!
by MAJ696 August 11, 2017
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