Evan

Evan wants a thick black man backing him down in bed. Evan's are only asian being native to the town known as China-town. Evan has 4 senses being that he is asian. Since no asians can see well, that is one of an Evan's weaknesses.

He has tiny eyes, glasses, and cannot see far. He must be an Evan.

by thickblackballs November 26, 2021

evan

to lie about something ridiculous.

person: im not evan-ing, im being totally serious right now.

by ballin72 March 22, 2008

evan

a person who performs homosexual acts in exchange for narcotics

evan deep throat = E pill
evan dick docking = 8 ball
evan prison blow job = key bump
evan brown bomber = special k

by some guy from connecticut April 13, 2008

Evan

An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel

Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.

by syphalius February 07, 2010

Evan

A very gay man who loves Ryan and wants to fuck him inside a pokemon suit and also wants to put pokeballs in there mouths and have hard gay sex

Evan is gay

by Mrplowplow July 15, 2019

Evan

A guy who sucks dick and is a transgender he loves getting back shots

Your should get Evan

by Evan the dancing waste yute November 16, 2018

Evan

Doing too much; trippin

Why when these boys come over you act extra? You evan bruh

by theeprettiestttt July 15, 2019