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The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)
Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!
by That bitch tree May 14, 2018
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Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)
Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me
by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025
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Equal

When your jerking off so hard your tiny cock falls off.
by Finished September 7, 2017
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Equality

We fight for equality.
Equal pay.
Equal rights under the law.
But equality is so much more.
It is the right to fee safe in your country,
The right to know the police protects you,
The right to know your coworkers respect you,
Equality is being a human, and everyone has that beautiful right.
Equality is what every single person in this world deserves, no matter what.
by Provemeright September 5, 2018
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equalizing

A word created by Donald Trump, on 13th May.

To equalize: The rest of the world's gonna have to pay a little bit more and America's gonna pay a lot less.
Basically what we're doing is equalizing... We're gonna equalize. We're all gonna pay the same. We're gonna pay what Europe's gonna pay.
by leph22 May 13, 2025
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equality

When a silly female can wake up a black eye after a night of partying and her silly friends can laugh about it instead of try to have someone killed or imprisoned over it, there will be equality, because mlaes will become as powerful as females if that ever happens. Until females begin to take their lives as often as males, go to jail for the same amount of time as males for the same crimes, and authority figures no longer take it easy on them or give them breaks (they get as authoritative with females as they do males) for things ranging from traffic tickets to everything else, (and when as many unarmed females are being shot by the police as unarmed males) females will no longer be the most powerful people, everyone will be equally powerful. When more female kids are getting ass whoopings from their parents, as many as males, then there will be equality.
The people that whine the most about equality (not making as much money for the same job) usually don't appreciate how fortunate they really are, because their lens is too narrow to see beyond their own gripes.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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equal matter

equal matter is when matter and anti-matter fuze together without making a reaction or explosion wich could also be fuel for things made under extreme preasure such as black holes ect.
i made a supermassive black hole out of equal matter in sector 9a
by bigger number July 27, 2025
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