When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.
by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018
Get the St Elmo's Dutch Oven Firemug. by rat_jizz October 12, 2020
Get the i will not worship lord elmomug. A red fuzzy fool who talks to a goldfish for hours on end because he has no friends, no family, and his whole life was a lie. No wonder why his father abandoned him as a bratty 5 year old!
by FrOgGyHaSjUsTtOuChEdGrAzZzZz July 24, 2023
Get the Elmomug. A Elmo is a gear sniffing monster, usually a cross breed better a Turk and a Albanian with a hint of poof in there, loves going gym to keep his fabulous arse in shape by taking spinning classes riding dick and pumping iron
by Diggerdagger November 29, 2019
Get the Elmomug. by Knmagor April 29, 2022
Get the Elmo's worldmug. A closet dwelling being who eats the tops off water bottles and secretly listens to emo. Is one of the few extreme enough to talk to Captain Cutie. Hardcore to the maxx!!!
And Elmo also likes to think :)
And Elmo also likes to think :)
by Captain Cutie September 22, 2008
Get the X-treme Elmomug. ๐ธ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐ก๐โ๐๐๐....
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
Get the Elmomug.