dustin

the act of taking a shit

Im gonna go to the bathroom and take a dustin

by zmoneyyyy May 29, 2008

Crop Dusting

The act of walking past somebody, and without their knowledge, letting out a fart as you pass. Thus creating the crop dusting effect. Very effective in announcing your presence, or maximizing the devastating effect of your discharge.

*Loud fart*
*guy turns around*
guy 1: did you just crop dust me?

guy 2:....yes

guy 1: that was a good crop dusting.

guy 2: damn straight.

by thebearjew077 November 28, 2010

Dustin Diamond

A sexual act performed by shaving the female specimans hair off then proceeding to jaz'm (see definition) onto her freshly shaved scalp, coating the entire skull. Next, you squat a spot over top of her gleaming dome and proceed to shave your rancid pubic hair onto her head, sprinkling in such a fashion that is resembles a Dustin Diamond aka. Screech's hairstyle.

"Dude, Rolo Tony's girlfriend actually asked me to give her a Dustin Diamond. I couldn't refuse."

by Shawn Sager August 12, 2008

crop dusting

When you are at a party or a club and you need to fart so you move really quickly somewhere else and fart while you are moving, laying your odor everywhere but where you were.

Usually is really funny.

1 Hey man, I gotta fart, really badly.
2 Don't do it here, go crop dusting.
1 O shit, thats right.

by poqwer September 26, 2007

CROP DUSTING

Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a CUBE FARM,
then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leading to PRAIRIE DOGGING while people try to figure out the source of the wafting stench.

Bob liked all the prairie dogging his crop dusting produced.

by Buzz M. May 13, 2005

Dustin

The sexiest man in Peoria. He has a head that can grow very large. Loves to be the life of the party. Funny in his own way. Anxious and worries alot, but tries to hide it. Capable of being the sweetest, most caring man. A man that makes alot of strange noises.

Deanna- "So how was your date last night?"
Holly- "It was incredible! We went back to my place and oooh he had a Dustin!"

by ollyhay February 3, 2010

crop dusting

when sitting or standing next to friends you fart and walk away as if nothing happened and wait for their reactions

your friend just walk away and u smell something rank
dude, theirs no need for crop dusting

by corey Hines May 17, 2008