Friend:“Should I hang out with my boyfriend or not fail my class? Hmmmm
Friend 2: “study u dum :pppppp”
Friend 2: “study u dum :pppppp”
by Emily look! October 28, 2020

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.
Bark Dum
you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly
McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes
Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later
McDiamond
Im sneaky like that ;)
Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions
McDiamond
Ok, go ahead
Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say
McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket
Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz
McDiamond
Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though
Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come
McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.
Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly
McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes
Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later
McDiamond
Im sneaky like that ;)
Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions
McDiamond
Ok, go ahead
Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say
McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket
Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz
McDiamond
Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though
Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come
McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.
Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics
by McDiamond August 23, 2017

Your Dumdaar Food Partner. A cloud kitchen that delivers you amazing Biryanis, Tikkas, Kebabs, and Mains.
Awaken your food senses with the real taste.
Awaken your food senses with the real taste.
by thebrandwindow November 26, 2021

by detj January 27, 2025

The feeling one gets as a result of how many times your phone auto-corrects a word that you meant to type
Bob: OMG Joe, I'm so dum-phoneded by how many times my phone corrected "fuck" to "duck"!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!
by pussaypwner69 October 3, 2017

Smert person: I'm dum.
Another person: Nah you're smert
Dum person: YOU ARE BOTH IDIOTS THAT CAN'T SPELL
Another person: Nah you're smert
Dum person: YOU ARE BOTH IDIOTS THAT CAN'T SPELL
by ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ May 19, 2018

A person who lives above you and makes a point to stomp on the floor because you are talking downstairs and it is too loud for them, or flush the toilet, or watch TV.......
What was that loud thud up stairs? Oh just fee fi foe dum sitting listening for any noise, then he stomps.
by Maedforyou August 9, 2023
