Drug Dealers Dozen

Like the bakers dozen, a drug dealers dozen never means 12. It refers to the fine art of a drug dealer undersupplying quantity.
Phil "I thought you were getting a couple of 6 packs! This is a drug dealers dozen"

Karen "I got thirsty and drank a few. At least you got something"
by TheFinglonger May 15, 2020
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lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.
Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.
by Petrified Cornlog April 29, 2019
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dirty half dozen

When you put 6 eggs in a vagina and you put your penis and crack all the eggs so your penis comes out yellow
I saw your girl in the club so I took her home and gave her a nice dirty half dozen
by 12347385747391hohn May 15, 2014
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two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie
Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).
by Jake January 15, 2004
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Dirty Third of a Dozen

Used to describe a group of 4 troublemaking guys. First used on Main Street in front of Noel's Jewlery, St. Charles MO in 1998 as a potential name for the shortest lived (3hrs) 4 man gang.
"We could be the 'Dirty Third of a Dozen.'" - Mike B.
by Thanatos February 02, 2005
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Bakers Two Dozen

The term used when 12 men (6 black, 3 white, 2 Mexican, and 1 Asian) go in to the “showers of auschwitz” to try and dig up corpses of deceased Jews with the intention of ferociously raping each body. Traditionally some of these men will be transgender but not all.
“Wanna get some of the boys to go to Germany and do the bakers two dozen, we can bring sporks.”
by TheCeoOfRacism February 18, 2021
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One Donut Short of a Dozen

Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.
P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.
by leigh_12 November 27, 2011
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