domester

Someone that is always high.

man, i didnt do shit yesterday. i was a true domester all day

by beyobe December 19, 2011

Domestic Dickspute

When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.

I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.

by jammyshallots June 8, 2023

Domestic side eye

when layla says something dumb

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Domestic dog

The domestic dog is not just a non-union tradesperson, but a proudly anti-union tradesperson.

The domestic dog earns less than a third year union apprentice, and will proudly work through 35°+ heat and/or rain. Meanwhile the unionised workers are driving home at 11am, paid fully for eight hours thanks to the inclement weather policy.

The domestic dog wears Bunnings Trade merch, as they eyeroll at a labourer's CFMEU hoodie.

The domestic dog will continue to work on a domestic house for twelve months, while the unionised worker will be taking an alimak from basement three to level 69 in the same twelve months.

Look at these grubs working in the rain. Fucken domestic dogs.

by theslothinator February 14, 2023

Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire

Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion

by NexxR3 December 12, 2022

getting in a domestic

when you literally just start beating the shit outta your s/o

"yo me and sandra got in a domestic earlier"
"damn, you rock her shit?"
"bro she hospitalized on god"

"Man if she doesn't make me a sandwich I'm getting in a domestic with her"
"bro clap her ass"

by TheManOfChairs November 1, 2021