Sometimes reffered to as a 'Disney Princess,' due to the fact that a Disney Whore's situation is often considered a gross distortion of the 'Cinderella Story.' A Disney Whore is a young actor or actress who signs on with the Disney Corperation, and ends up somehow having their own tv show, pop album, and series of bad made-for-tv movies, and built-in fanbase of very impressionable and very stupid young children. The 'golden age' of the Disney Whore began simultaniously with the release of High School Musical and Hannah Montana, which launched the careers of several well-known Disney Whores and spawned several knock-offs. A Disney Whore can be either male or female.
Miley Cyrus: Queen of the Disney Whores
The Jonas Brothers: Her Ladies in Waiting
Zac Efron: King of Disney Whores
Ashley Tisdale: The Ugly Stepsister
Vag Hudgens: The Even Uglier Stepsister
Selena Gomez: Who now?
Demi Levato: Aw, at this point, fuck it!
The Jonas Brothers: Her Ladies in Waiting
Zac Efron: King of Disney Whores
Ashley Tisdale: The Ugly Stepsister
Vag Hudgens: The Even Uglier Stepsister
Selena Gomez: Who now?
Demi Levato: Aw, at this point, fuck it!
by redmisery May 23, 2010
Once an uplifting lexicon which was okay to watch every once in a while. Today, it's a preppy tenny bopper channel consisting of actors spawned in a genetics lab. Everything on Disney Chennel is overrated, such notable shows and actors include:
A show about a hefty psychic played by Raven Symone.
A show about living in a hotel with Ashley Tisdale as a receptionist. As a matter of fact. The scientists modded her to 23 years old because she was given "sensitive" traits.
A show about kids who think they are Harry Potter, such as Selena Gomez.
The Jonas Brothers, the most overrated band in history who make cameo appearances in all of Disney's modern day shows, and even had a TV Movie with Demi Lovato, which was awful. What kind of name is "Demi" anyway?
A bratty Disney Couple who also got their own documentaries. Vanessa Hudgens, can be summed up as a Filipino Paris Hilton who dresses sluttier. And Zac Enron-- I mean Zac Efron, who is clearly an idiot.
And the brattiest of all, Miley Cyrus who stars in a show about a country hick who is secretly a pop diva, that has sold out in concerts and marketing ploys.
All shows are unreal, with actors that are unreal who all can't sing. Infact the only real word they know is "gimme". A big shame comes from the American people who actually believe that they are perfect when clearly they are not even living humans.
A show about a hefty psychic played by Raven Symone.
A show about living in a hotel with Ashley Tisdale as a receptionist. As a matter of fact. The scientists modded her to 23 years old because she was given "sensitive" traits.
A show about kids who think they are Harry Potter, such as Selena Gomez.
The Jonas Brothers, the most overrated band in history who make cameo appearances in all of Disney's modern day shows, and even had a TV Movie with Demi Lovato, which was awful. What kind of name is "Demi" anyway?
A bratty Disney Couple who also got their own documentaries. Vanessa Hudgens, can be summed up as a Filipino Paris Hilton who dresses sluttier. And Zac Enron-- I mean Zac Efron, who is clearly an idiot.
And the brattiest of all, Miley Cyrus who stars in a show about a country hick who is secretly a pop diva, that has sold out in concerts and marketing ploys.
All shows are unreal, with actors that are unreal who all can't sing. Infact the only real word they know is "gimme". A big shame comes from the American people who actually believe that they are perfect when clearly they are not even living humans.
Disney Channel Actors: Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!
Normal peroson: No.
Disney Channel Actors: Waaaaaaaaahh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Normal peroson: No.
Disney Channel Actors: Waaaaaaaaahh! Ahhhhhhhh!
by Smart American Male December 29, 2008
n. the man that created mickey mouse and the animated feature film, and founded the world's largest media corporation.
n. Walt Disney (Corporation) the business that has aquired a multitude of other companies (ABC, ESPN, MIRAMAX, TouchStone Pictures) and is seen as heartless, and evil by many bible thumping idiots. they revenue approximately $22 billion USD per year
n. Walt Disney (Corporation) the business that has aquired a multitude of other companies (ABC, ESPN, MIRAMAX, TouchStone Pictures) and is seen as heartless, and evil by many bible thumping idiots. they revenue approximately $22 billion USD per year
by the panda May 02, 2003
A once great TV channel, which showed Disney shows from the Disney Afternoon and Disney's One Saturday Morning. Also showed Disney Channel shows as well as Disney Animated Classics. Toon Disney had a nighttime block called Jetix which had programming that was more action oriented. Unfortunately, after 12 years of broadcasting, Toon Disney changed into Disney XD, which pretty much sucks (with the sole exception of their animated shows). Although the channel is gone, you can find promos for it on early 2000s Disney DVDs and VHS tapes.
You're watching Toon Disney!
by DisneyNintendoSonicNMore July 10, 2015
a mcdouble with three chicken nuggets in between with apple pie and a bit of sweet and sour all from mcdonalds if your feeling extra experimental a little Oreo mcflury as well.
the walt disney
by jlask8art August 26, 2009
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
by Big CU November 27, 2007
Created by Disney, a highly unrealistic interpretation of royalty which involves a cookie cutter adolescent heroine, usually with Barbie doll physique, who may or may not be of royal ancestry.
The main Disney Princesses to date are Snow White, Cinderella, Princess Aurora, Ariel, Princess Jasmine, Belle, Pocahontas, Mulan, Giselle, Tiana, and Rapunzel; Cinderella is actually nobility or gentry while Belle, Tiana, Mulan, and Giselle are actually commoners but the first two married into royalty, Giselle came close, and Mulan marries a general.
A fancy dress and tiara does not a princess make.
The main Disney Princesses to date are Snow White, Cinderella, Princess Aurora, Ariel, Princess Jasmine, Belle, Pocahontas, Mulan, Giselle, Tiana, and Rapunzel; Cinderella is actually nobility or gentry while Belle, Tiana, Mulan, and Giselle are actually commoners but the first two married into royalty, Giselle came close, and Mulan marries a general.
A fancy dress and tiara does not a princess make.
The Disney Princesses, despite differing personalities, often have strong similarities: animal companions/comic relief, befriending commoners (discouraged among nobles), an adventure, searching for love and pushing the envelope, all the while as perfect as can be... and are often depicted as free of royal duties or enjoying them like it's a game, informal rather than like an ultra-formal aristocrat.
Real princesses, at least historically, have, with a few exceptions, enjoyed little political influence; their brother(s) usually inherit the property while they are married off as pawns in a big political game, existing only as managers of the castles and breeding-mares for their husbands, their freedom sacrificed for the dynasty and the people; Princess Jasmine represented this pressure. Not all princesses are beautiful or intelligent, let alone nice; because marriage below the nobility was forbidden, inbreeding ran rampant, and royals live a *very* public life, complete with prying eyes and intrigue.
Real princesses, at least historically, have, with a few exceptions, enjoyed little political influence; their brother(s) usually inherit the property while they are married off as pawns in a big political game, existing only as managers of the castles and breeding-mares for their husbands, their freedom sacrificed for the dynasty and the people; Princess Jasmine represented this pressure. Not all princesses are beautiful or intelligent, let alone nice; because marriage below the nobility was forbidden, inbreeding ran rampant, and royals live a *very* public life, complete with prying eyes and intrigue.
by Lorelili January 11, 2011