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Diphthong

An absolute dipshit who wears a thong.
See that diphthong over there! What an absolute tool!
by JoeySquie April 29, 2021
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Crutch Depth

Determining the depth of a body of water using one's crutch.
Crutch depth is only a few feet, we will be able to ford the river!
by Herschaft March 20, 2010
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Johnathan Depth

What's Johnny Depp's full name?

Johnathan Depth.
by SpikeyMike2 July 7, 2018
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Dipshitethon

1.)A presidential election that is based loosely on the idea that you can trust any political party to gather and present unbiased facts logistically concerning the outcome of a Vote Count.
2.)Any election that relys on political honesty or integretiy for anything more serious than a bowel movement.
3.)All elections that use any public or paid media to spread "News" of results.
1.)The Y2K Presidential Election, during which a president was appointed by Supereme Court Judges, rather than a Vote Count or an Electoral College decision.
2.)The 2004 Election in which all News Casters wore Red to signify the Republican Colors BEFORE the vote had even been counted, Meanwhile denying that it had anything to do with the desired outcome of the election.
3.)The 2004 election again, which demonstrates an even Broader gap between the Popular and Electoral Vote count.
by Thomas B. Perry November 3, 2004
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Dipshidiot

An asshole too stupid to know how assholish he is.
On my way home from work, this dipshidiot in an H2 changed lanes eight times in a mile but got stuck at every stoplight.
by sjw423 February 16, 2013
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Dipshit

A: hey, do you know if theres a new fred video on youtube?
B: who gives a fuck, he's a dipshit!!!!!!!!!!
by SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS November 24, 2009
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Depth-Charge

While wrist deep within another persons body during the act of fisting, the fister quickly opens and then closes their hand, like a quick heart-beat or a sub-surface mine.
"Ow! What the fuck was that?"
"Depth-charge baby!"
"It felt like my entire body was about to explode!"
"Totally. SONIC-BOOM!!"
by CaptSkubba July 15, 2009
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