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You suck my dick and I'll suck yours

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.
by Manix Torres Garcia Alejandro November 15, 2020
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I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.
I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.
by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010
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filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE
Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money
by LouieFuckinD February 28, 2008
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National suck dick day

October 12 is national suck dick day! So ladies get on you knees and suck some dick to treat someone.
Rachel: I’m going to brads house tonight

Emily: why?

Rachel: today is National suck dick day!

NATIONAL SUCK DICK DAY AND CTOBOR 12
by Mommy_27 October 2, 2019
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DSW (dick sucking week)

Dick Sucking Week is when a female/ woman is on her menstrual cycle and doesn't participate in sex but will have oral sex during that time.
Him.. It's been a while, can we have sex?
Her .. It's that time of the month, #DSW (dick sucking week) to you😂 will that work?
by Dekevanicole December 8, 2023
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dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)
Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys
by lucacola March 14, 2018
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Dick Sucking Mad

When your've reach the point of no return. when you're so angry and filled with rage, that you'd even suck a dick kinda mad.
"MAN FUCK DUDE, I SOOO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT...IM ABOUT TO LOSE MY SHIT!!!"

*highly concerned friend- "you aint mad enough to suck no dick!"

"AGGHHHH!!" *starts sucking dick

"damn, you really are Dick Sucking Mad."
by RealSkuff April 4, 2024
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