mutually assured destruction

The result of two or more gay guys going, without proper preparation, at each other's ass.

Doctor, looking at two guys on stretchers, naked asses up. Their buttholes are bleeding. "Lubes, guys," he says. "Otherwise you're going to have a bad time. It's mutually assured destruction."

by sukebe November 10, 2008

weapons of mass destruction

Used by Iraq on the Kurds a few years ago, therefore proving they had them.

by Truthseeker October 8, 2003

Toyota Destruction

When the Toyota shit ass car company sells one car to someone they are putting 3 americans out of work. On the other hand Ford, GM, And Chrysler put americans back into work. Stupid Japanese Box on wheels.

Yo, I just bought a new Toyota Corolla! - Steve

Wow, I hate you for making americans lose their jobs due to Toyota Destruction - John

by Blademes April 26, 2007

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon, particularly from the twentieth century, which harms large numbers of people when deployed.

George Bush, Microsoft, the CNN newsbar, the Big Brother housemates, Antarctica

by Medusa July 4, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

A really steaming hot curry.

Sh!t!! That curry i had last night is a real weapon of ass destruction AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH MY RING!!!

by kymcleod October 10, 2003

mutually assured destruction

when a couple (only looking for a fling) have sex without a condom! they're both fucked.......likewise!

i convinced her that a date with me would not end in mutually assured destruction (might get her pregnant but i'll before she finds out)!

by ashwani fucker September 19, 2003

mutually assured destruction

When America, China, Great Britain, or some gay third world country decides to drop an A-bomb or H-bomb on Canada and/or Israel, resulting in some other big country and/or third world country going PMS-style and reducing the whole world to ashes, therefore leaving the sole survivors with testicular cancer.

Dude, I heard they found big weapons in the Middle East.

Well if it comes down to mutually assured destruction, I'd rather die than get that cancer crap.

Hell yeah!

by Mela August 29, 2003