Derpes

When one is infected with herpes from someone they know has it.

"Man I really fucked up. The doc just told me I have herpes. Must have got it from Sheila."
"Dude you knew she had the herp! You got yourself the derpes"herpes derp STD

by First Will Rice Lady May 30, 2015

derp

An akward purple-blue.

...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue..

Derp.

What?

Derp, that's the color.

by Brad Robley July 17, 2009

derp

a cigarette

yo man, toss me a derp bro

by VVVFFFFFF October 5, 2008

derp

1. Male genitalia (aka. Johnson, Purpleheaded-yogurt slinger, schlong, etc.)

Scott: Hey Michael, you suck man.
Michael: Slurp my derp Scott.

by Mawilson06 October 13, 2005

derp

a derp is an unflattering photo of a person's contorted face taken by mistake
usually makes the person seeing the photo laugh and the person in the photo cry with shame

Google "derp" and try not to laugh.

by katherineeee! November 18, 2010

derp

Pertaining to undeserved success. Also, Shen's ultimate... "DeeerrrrrRRRRRRP"

He is such a derp card player, he always gets dealt the best hand.

Rammus is such a derp character. A baby monkey with down syndrome playing with his butt could get kills with him.

by Dorachor February 21, 2011

The Derp Crew

A group of Youtubers which come together to create videos

Chilled Chaos/CriousGamers - Very deceptive, and a floozy, plays tons of variety games.
ZeRoyalViking - Chilled's bitch, and science nerd, does some indies to major titles.
GaLmHD/Sondoman - Great at most games like FPS, story driven games, salty at Mario Kart.
tehsmarty/Smarticus - The chilled out derp of the group, also impulse decisions.
TomFawkes - Supreme god at Mario Kart. Good at voice acting, and playthroughs
AphexArcade - Competitive player, he has his shit macro'd, and is also the shortest.

Person 1: Did you see The Derp Crew's new session of Uno!
Person 2: Yeah, it's also ironic that Aphex didn't get any green cards.

by Fakkutian January 20, 2017