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collector defense coordinator

One who ignores all other duties to above all else, defend ones own collectors, by any means possible, even at the the hands of sacraficing teammates.
7thCulthero: Uh, soul, a little help?
Soulblighter101: I can't, im guarding my collectors.
by ono December 4, 2002
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Michael Richards Defense

1. To make short lame apologies after offending 2 or more races.

2. To make excuses for using racial slurs.
-Oh my god, David is using the michael richards defense.
-why?
-He called a lesbian a rug muncher.
-Oh than he is using the Michael Richards defense.
by Martin Obermeyer December 13, 2006
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Tower Defense Simulator

Tower defense simulator is a game that is in roblox its also popular because of it delays and they got alot of overpriced stuff and hard to get p2w game
Joe: tower defense simulator is so good
Jack: no that game is p2w
by coolman292929 May 17, 2022
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HW (tower defense simulator)

a abbreviation of "hidden wave", which can be made by beating Fallen Mode under 16:50 minutes, which is only used in Tower Defense Simulator, a game in roblox.
"Hey. I see you got Gladiator and Toxic gunner. Can you play HW (tower defense simulator) with me?"
by fordashy is gay October 9, 2021
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bear defense experts

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.
I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!
by Glothor October 25, 2010
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MW Defense

The MW defense is applied to any situation when someone informs you of your actions during the night before's drinking. if your actions were a bit out of order or caused a little hassle you defend by replying "but it was funny, right?"

if the reply is yes then chances are you got away with it.

so named for the fact MW aka Mikk Savage aka Michael Werninck coined the phrase and used it frequently.
The MW Defense
Rockwell informs MW of his actions at Jonny's 21st, namely saying getting wasted and then threatening to kill Jonny's dog, before hiding under a table amongst other things

MW: yeh but it was funny right?

Rockwell: it was.... then it wasn't
by El Prydero November 6, 2010
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Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that
"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."
by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010
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