Deer O'Clock

The hours between 3 and 4 am when deer are permitted on the road without being fined. Deer receive a very short but also punishable 5 minute grace period between 4-4:05 am which they should use to safely exit the road. The deer police will issue heavy fines if deer are caught on the road during any times other than those listed. (Also can simply be referred to as deer)

My nigga and I were bout to go out for a drive to pick up some bitches but we realized it was Deer O'Clock and knew it was too dangerous to drive with deer filling the streets.

by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel August 1, 2017

Dedrae

The king of all of black people, invisible in dark but shines bright in light, the prince of darkness, the man of black gold truly a phantom black man

Ayo is that dedrae, I heard he disappears at night

by MOARSWAWS June 25, 2022

lurker deer

A deer that follows you yet does not join the conversation. It is just "there". Technically it is not the deers fault because the deer cannot speak, but it still follows you. Most people find this cute. We call these people crazy.

Crazy: Awww look at the cute lurker deer!
Normal person: DON'T TOUCH IT! It might have lurker rabies!

by JASPERCRAZY November 14, 2009

Horny as a red deer

When someone is extremely horny all the time and constantly wants to have sex.

"I can't believe your roommate is at it for the 5th time tonight."
"Yeah, he's horny as a red deer."

by PantsOffLegsOut September 13, 2016

Deer Man

A transformative disease due to the cleansing a wound in a contaminated water supply. After infected one obtains the strength of ten thousand ox, a man, a beast, a legend, a Deer Man.

I have to take a pee, but im afraid of Deer Man lurking in the darkness.

by BatMelk November 7, 2012

deer shit

A strain of weed, made populat by the movie Grandmas Boy, that gets you so high you think you have antlers like a deer.

Take the Frankenstein, the Deer Shit, the Bling, and the Bling Bling; And roll it all into one joint.

by I. Smokeda Goodshit February 24, 2008

deer-killer

n. The brush guard that some rednecks like to put on the front grille of their off-road trucks.

I bought a new pickup truck and gave it some skid plates, nerf bars, a 12" lift kit, super swampers, and a deer-killer.

by fizzle April 15, 2004