Holy shit look at that donkey on Becky's lawn! There are wild donkies around here? Oh wait, it's actually a deer. What a freak. It's a deerkey.
by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017
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One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
Examples:
-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.
-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.
-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.
-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.
-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.
-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
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by LADITIONER FOREVER 123 June 15, 2018
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Wish i could find a man who can derk on some niggas.
Wish i could find a man who can derk on some niggas.
by derkyy October 28, 2018
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