rock duece

yo im leavin rock duece.
by T.O.T. April 04, 2008
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blue-duece

when you take a girl on a date for the second time and have yet to get any action. Referring to getting blue balls twice in a row. you take it slow on the first date but when you pussy out twice then your sporting a blue-duece.
Me- So did you get any last night.

P- nah dog. im sporting a blue-duece.

Me- 0-2, you gotta step up your game.
by poon()daddy July 15, 2011
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"Duece"umpthing.

A discreet way to tell someone you have to take a shit. Pronounced "do sssomething"
I know we have to leave right now but first I have to "Duece"umpthing.
by Riorancho's best October 27, 2009
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Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.
I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.
by JakeBobBill February 28, 2011
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Duece Ferrari

A caffeine fueled stripper with a name that might be compensating for something
by CSOPUS October 28, 2022
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Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.
"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"
by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016
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escuela duece

When Dad picked Cedric up from school, he asked Cedric if he was able to take an escuela duece that day.
by Folsomdude March 19, 2021
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