douchbaganese

The act of speaking in a manner that represents a douchebag.

Douchebag - "Hey friend, check out my new 325i, hold on got take this call on my bluetooth."
Friend - "Sorry "friend" I don't speak douchbaganese."

by ZorroDave September 13, 2006

douchebagging

the act of being a douchebag.

"did you see how he's treating his girl?"
"yeah, man. he's douchebagging. forreal."

by AesthicQueen September 21, 2011

Douchebag Hat

Noun - A faggy looking mixbreed of a baseball cap and a conductor hat. This hat is usually dark green or black, purchased at Le Chateau on the men's side, and worn at night. The douchebag hat is worn low as to cover the snakelike red eyes of the douchebag wearing it. The douchebag hat is a fashion statement that says, "Look at me! I'm a big, bloated, superficial douchebag! Wanna fuck?"

Did you see Randy/Joe and the new whore he's fucking standing by the bar?

No.

Right there. He's the one wearing the douchebag hat.

Oh. I see him now.

by Playaaa What! September 26, 2007

Douchebag

Kanye West.

Kanye West is a fucking douchebag.

by Toy Machine yeah September 16, 2009

Douchebagsynthesis

The process in which energy is created by the absorption of pure unfiltered douchebaggery, artificial light created by an LCD screen, and oxygen. This process is most commonly found in species Homo Douchebaggus. They are most commonly found in front of their computer spamming/trolling, swearing at children in Xbox Live, or in New Jersey fist pumping.

Man, all this trolling and fist pumping is really draining me. Thank goodness I can always fall back on douchebagsynthesis.

by Afgan4life February 4, 2010

douchebag ratio

Ratio of douchebags to non-douchebags at a given public place. Most applicable to bars, clubs, gyms, parties.

I used to work out at 24 hr fitness, but the douchebag ratio was too high, so I switched to Gold's

by randchap November 22, 2010

douchebag sardinecan

A BMW full of douchebags; typically (but not limited to) a convertible BMW with at least one extra douchebag crammed into the undersized backseat. Sometimes this vehicle may be blasting some sort of house music and those inside may be dressed for a nightclub during daylight hours for some reason. Despite the fact that there are at least three other people capable of sending that text message, the driver is usually texting while driving.

Holy crap, that BMW just flew past us going 90km (56 miles) an hour in a school zone. That driver didn't even look up from his phone at that stop sign.

What a douchebag!

There were four people in that douchebag sardinecan.

by ndfnico November 13, 2011