donut fucker

police officer

Hey, you better slow down; there's a donut fucker parked behind that billboard.

by Tommy Ticketmaster March 2, 2009

donut sex

Sex after meeting a girl from Dunkin Donuts

1) I gave up on Starbucks and scored some donut sex
2) I'll take a baker's dozen and some donut sex

by spartcart February 7, 2009

donut plunger

One who lacks the ability to attain female genitalia, thereby resorting to frequent masturbation with inanimate objects. In this case, a warm glazed crispy cream donut.

Zach Kacir is so fat. Tell that donut plunger to get away from me.

by Sin2199 May 7, 2010

Donut Dome

A sexual deviance where in the male places a Krispy Kreme Donut down the shaft of his penis, then the female must proceed to perform oral sex on the male to attain the donut (without choking) and a little extra icing for fun.

You did what last night?

Ya Donut Dome dude- this girl had some weight on her.

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by BK4429 October 2, 2010

Donut Muncher

A person who gives a rim job to the hole of a chocolate frosted donut.

Jon: Hey Joe, do you have any donuts left?
Joe: Nah, i just gave the last one a rim job.
Jon: Damnit Joe, You're such a Donut Muncher.

by anonymous00642 June 14, 2011

Donut Bumber

The act of punching and penetrating a persons ass hole in one motion.

Josh if you don't stop killing me I will donut bumber your ass.

by Bumber January 12, 2008

donut dick

When in an attempt to insert a semi erect penis into the vaginal tunnel, the penis curls up like a donut.

"Yo dude i was trying to nail this fat chick but my brain wouldnt let me get it up i had DONUT DICK!"

by Alec and Steve April 20, 2008