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I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee July 12, 2016
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Don't need no booklearnin'

Boogie woogies make this claim constantly when they are confronted about their future. They make plenty of money with their form of three r's (robbin', rapin', and riotin'.)
Tyrone addressing the school principal: "Hey moefoe! I don't like school. Don't need no booklearnin'."
by running out of patience March 23, 2008
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Don’t let this flop

Something Tik-Tokers say when they work hard on a video, but it doesn’t get any likes
by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019
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I don't speak broke.

A phrase someone who has AirPods says and uses it against everyone else to flex.
Person with no AirPods: Hey, what's up?
Person with AirPods: Excuse me, I don't speak broke.
by tmkkmt February 6, 2019
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Don't sleep on

A phrase used to describe a person who should not be underestimated. A practical term which can be used with most anyone in any situation where the individuals abilities, conduct or intelligence might be underestimated.
I know the Kobe and the Lakers have won nine games in a row, but Manu Ginobili is a Laker killer. Don't sleep on Manu Ginobili!
by Tom_in_SA March 1, 2009
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We don't talk about Bruno.

When you're extremely bored that you search up a Disney song...
What definition do you want?! Go outside or something

Ok fine, 'We don't talk about Bruno' is a Disney song from the movie 'Encanto'
What more do you want?
Person 1: Hey, how you doing?
Person 2: I am extremely bored, so I search up that one song We don't talk about Bruno. from Disney's Encanto...
Person 1: Go outside XD
by Hfjdujdjzhxjd January 19, 2022
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Don't fret

Person-I TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM!

you- Don't fret, Mom, I'll just cancel all my plans for today.
by LynCarol January 19, 2009
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