dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

by catwoman64 June 28, 2011

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Blow Up Doll

A plastic air filled doll for someone to have sexual intercourse/anal sex with or receive a blowjob from.

Chad : Oh Kiersten you don't know how much I would love to smell your hair, caress your breast's, stick your mouth around my dick and pound your pussy once again!
Kiersten : Why don't you just get a Blow Up Doll and leave me alone!
Chad : I would but the wifey don't want the extra company in our bed!
Kiersten : You are fucked in the head get some help!
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Blow Up Doll her name is Judy!
Chad : And you think I'm fucked in the head?
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry you and Steve are fucked in the head!

by SlopNChop August 15, 2017

Doll

A trans woman. She’s cunt. She’s tall, pumped, snatched, goddess energy, everything you want to be and more. You could never.

Oh she’s a doll, give her your entire bank account.

by Embersuxxx April 6, 2023

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.

"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

by vinosnob March 19, 2006

Silver Dollar

When you are at a strip club and you come in your pants, it leaves a silver dollar stain. You don't wanna be seen with that silver dollar.

Wear black underwear and black pants to a strip club so you don't see that silver dollar.
-Ronnie the limo driver

by ronniethelimodriver0 March 21, 2015

dollar store whore

A very sexually easy woman. Or a sexually cheap woman. Cheaper than a 2 dollar whore. Also Dolla Sto Ho.

I can't believe James been running around with that dollar store whore.

by KMama June 12, 2006