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dining with pablo

'Dining with Pablo' means to snort the drug cocaine. The name Pablo refers to Pablo Escobar the famous Columbian drug dealer (1949-1993)
My god man, your eyes are bulging! I take it you were dining with Pablo before you got here.

OR

I'll a have a little dinner with Pablo and then I'll see you in there...
by brubekk September 15, 2008
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Domingo's Nerds

A small group of 10 or so geeks/nerds that gather after school in Mr. Domingo's classroom. While some kids are reading and/or studying there, they participate in the unholy Academic Decathlon. They laugh at the stupidest of things, in which the jokes are questionable at best.

These are some of the kids I can recall that are Domingo's Nerds: (names may not be included)

•Responsible, helpful, blue-eyed Nazi that can be noted as the ring leader.
•Short Japanese girl with a high pitched voice.
•Pastey white male that tends to read in the back of the room.
•Bulky white male with a comically oversized goatee. Tends to say "Hello, friends!" with an idiotic look on his face. Possibly a homosexual since he requests hugs from men.
•Filipino male that hasn't completely fallen to Domingo's manipulation.
•Ping, an Asian that solves Rubik's Cubes. Nuff' said.
•Pong, shorter Asian prodigy of mine.
•Korean female that tries to be Japanese.
•Alan, Domingo's Nerds refer to him as "Keith". He looks British.
•Massively overweight Filipino girl.
Domingo's Nerds Classroom Example:

Mr. Domingo: "Alright, here's the toss-up! What is the term for the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter?"
*Goat boy buzzes in*
Goat Boy: Eisenberg's Theory!
*classroom erupts in laughter*

Uhm, what?
by Kevin (BessieTheSuperCow) December 9, 2008
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doming the fetus

a mythical situation in which one's penis makes contact with the head of pregnant girls fetus.
While i was having sex with my soon to be baby's momma, I could swear i was bottoming out. You know... Like I was " doming the fetus "
by deranged in the desert August 8, 2009
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dimping

A female excessively lusting after a male to the extent that she makes a damn fool out of herself. In other words, the reverse of simping. Dimping is exhibited in many forms including:

- giving away the sex too easily
- initiating communication too often and getting bent out of shape when the response is slow or non-existent
- telling all her girlfriends how much she wants to have so-and-so's babies
- showing up at a guy's home uninvited after he's rejected her for the millionth time
- creating shrines of her most beloved male celebrity despite knowing deep down he'll forever be unobtainable

Word of advice to parents: tell your sons not to simp and your daughters not to dimp. It's bad for their mental health and self-esteem.
Dear Dr. Phil,

My daughter Susie Q is boy-crazy over this silly guy at school. She follows him around, built a shrine for him, and keeps saying she wants his babies. Please help her to stop dimping. I'm worried about her future.

- Worried Parents
by pythonrus September 16, 2020
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Capitis diminutio maxima

Traces back to Roman civil law, where one's social status (civil liberties) are so degraded they resemble those of a pariah, enemy combatant, or slave.

According to internet Conspiracy Theory, it also refers to the capitalization of one's name on their birth certificate, license, bank account, etc.. as a result of one's Social Security Number which locks one into a lifetime of debt (slavery) to the matrix. The capitalized name represents one's fictional legal/corporate identity.

Why else would They completely capitalize your name on everything "official" and "legal"?
"{Capitis diminutio maxima is} The highest kind of capitis diminutio, when liberty was lost, which carried with it citizenship and family." (Burrill)
by Mudkipps October 18, 2008
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nose-diving

1. To rapidly and steadly down-grade one's own motivation and progress in anything relating to life. Eg. fucking up or losing in life.
2. The event in which an airborne object front-end(line-of-vision) first descends toward the earth.
3. Actively snorting cocaine on a regular daily basis. Snorting cocaine with addiction.
I don't nose-dive anymore.
or
That man has been nose-diving since he quit his job and ain't working.
or
His frisbee toss took a nose-dive into the mac and cheese dish at the barbeque.
by itsallgood May 8, 2005
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Diminishing Returns

When somebody farts multiple times in one instance, with each fart getting smaller and quieter. Can be anywhere between 3-6 farts. If someone farts more than 6 times in one instance, they need medical assistance, not the Urban Dictionary.
"PPFFFTTT PFFTT Pffftt pfffft pfft pft."
"Damn Daniel, those were some diminishing returns if I've ever heard one."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
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