When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.
Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!
by Bddb June 20, 2020
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Whore daughter

Is that what you would want your daughter to be? Used as A LITERAL retard's sex toy? I can't stress that enough. Mentally disabled.
Kendra's parents have a whore daughter.
by Hym Iam November 10, 2020
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Pseudo Daughter

A girl that didn't have a father figure growing up, and around the same age as a middle aged man's own children. Pseudo son also applies, if a young man wants a dad or whatever.
"_____ is like the daughter I didn't get. She's my pseudo daughter."
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I have daughters

You are not doing anything for your daughters by doing this.
Breeder "I have daughters."

Hym "Whatever it is you think your daughters are going to gain from this is not going to come to fruition. You are not doing it for your daughters and SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTER... WILL and HAS already been harmed as a DIRECT RESULT of what YOU are trying to do to ME. You need to use your faculties of reason... To override that filthy monkey brain of yours... And understand that RATHER THAN engaging with what I have been you choose to bark mouth sounds at me to make some banal point about life THAT ISN'T EVEN TRUE because YOU THOUGHT THE THREAT WAS NOT REAL... And ONCE YOU DO... Once you accept that information as the truth... You will see that you are making everything worse for everyone and that you need to give me the credit I deserve and leave me alone to live a life commensurate with my contribution to society in peace. It is better than every alternative your little non-AI creating brain can imagine and it is better for everyone. And now that the bodies have begun pile up there is no denying that. It would have been better for every if you had done it 7 years ago or even 2. All of that barking... WILL NEVER make up for the fact that the words 'I guess we were wrong' were the only way to avoid death that has and is going to ensue. The second the AI came online. The second you found out for certain that what I was claiming was true. That was the only move for you to make and instead your response was queen X+1."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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Aroush is very fat
Aroush is very very National Very Fat Daughter Day
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Thout Daughter

the perfect balance between « thought daughter » and « thot daughter »
x: would you rather have a thought daughter or a thot daughter?
y: why can’t I have both in one? Like a thout daughter
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Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
by Hym Iam November 03, 2022
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