Calm Yourself

"Calm Yourself" is a way to tell someone to shut the fuck up without sounding to rude.

Trey: Did you hear about sally the dinosaur?

Marcus: Calm yourself "shut the fuck up trey"

by BOWERS--- June 3, 2010

Calm Your Fuck

A call for rationality irrationally phrased. To be used when the subtlest of ironies seems necessary.

Friend: Do you think the Cuban's gonna kill me? I mean, there's no way I could've known she was his wife.

You: Dude, calm your fuck and buy me another beer.

by Cougar the Man June 20, 2007

calm

Calm is a state of being, akin to a religious experience. Often used bye itself as a fragment. A relaxing interjection.

"Dude, I can't believe he just flipped that snow-mobile. Calm."

by K-rizzle November 17, 2004

Cwarm

Pronunciation : Kwarm

When one is extremely tired and sleeps on the couch and responds to the question, "Hey, don't you want to sleep on your bed?" One replies, "No, I'm Cwarm." When in reality meaning to say, "No, Im Cool." AND "No, Im Warm." at the same time.

Person 1: "Hey, sleep on your bed, the couch is uncomfortable."
Person 2: "It's ok, I'm cwarm."
Person 1: "HAHA, what did you say?"
Person 2: "Did I say cwarm?...I meant to say warm...or was it cool?"
Person 1: "OK..."

by Daniel012 April 26, 2007

Calm down Pikachu

A phrase used to tell someone to settle down, i.e. when they are too frisky.

He was acting crazy so I screamed "Calm down Pikachu!" in a pseudo-Japanese-infant voice.

by No Dutch December 12, 2003

Calmada

hispanic use...to calm down!

The vato yelled at da chica calmada homegirl!!

The vato yelled at da chica calmada homegirl!!

by E-BLOOD 35 October 17, 2008

Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004