custard dumplin

A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut
Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.

Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.
by NinjaMikeD March 21, 2014
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Tuby Custard

A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!
Tuby Custard is so privilaged, I fucking hate you white males!
by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 03, 2020
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Whip the custard

Verb.

After a man and woman have both cum (only achieved without a condom) the man takes his finger and whips both cums together on her clit, rubbing gently from clit to anus. The custard is the commingled cum.
After they both climaxed, Harry started to whip the custard and continued to pleasure Belinda.
by For-Harry’s-Sake September 29, 2018
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custard skin

lol look at that girl, she looks like she has custard skin.
by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 04, 2010
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custard skin

when you heat custard and it develops a 'skin' on top of it that looks rank.
kid 1: hey looks its that fat kid.
kid 2: he is so fat his face looks like custard skin.
by greasd up deaf guy February 01, 2010
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Custard Brain

A "Dead Shit" - cannot comprehend normal activities, conversations. Do not get stuck with a custard brain at a counter.
Just got served by a Custard Brain
by Grazer27 August 11, 2015
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Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.
"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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