A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut
Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.
Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.
Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.
by NinjaMikeD March 21, 2014
A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!
by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 03, 2020
Verb.
After a man and woman have both cum (only achieved without a condom) the man takes his finger and whips both cums together on her clit, rubbing gently from clit to anus. The custard is the commingled cum.
After a man and woman have both cum (only achieved without a condom) the man takes his finger and whips both cums together on her clit, rubbing gently from clit to anus. The custard is the commingled cum.
by For-Harry’s-Sake September 29, 2018
by OMFGWTFBBQTRUCK February 04, 2010
by greasd up deaf guy February 01, 2010
A "Dead Shit" - cannot comprehend normal activities, conversations. Do not get stuck with a custard brain at a counter.
by Grazer27 August 11, 2015
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022