The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".
Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.
by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017
Get the saint cunty mcfuckoffmug. when a girl says that she is a pregnant to get her boyfriend to fuck her without a condom so that she does get pregnant.
by baby jay December 1, 2006
Get the trick ass cuntymug. this word can be defined as a person who is a total cunt who shits anywhere and on anyone he/she knows, also can refer to a person who is a total douche but you still hang out with the person even tho you hate that person
by Mr.McCunty April 4, 2009
Get the cunty Mcfuck shitmug. The ultimate insult to someone who is more than just a cunt, or has just done something completely twatty. A clever use of the Scottish 'Mc' between 'cunty' and 'cuntlips' to make it sound like someones name, but also gives it a humourous feel, perfect for a bit of banter amongst friends.
by D7 November 28, 2004
Get the cunty mc cuntlipsmug. Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.
Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.
by Joke Of The Day 4 December 26, 2019
Get the Cunty Personality Disordermug. Derived from the word "cunt" (One of the most offensive words in the English language)
A more lighthearted and slightly less offensive way to call someone a cunt. The Irish twist adds an air of humor depending on situation. Usually used as a joke (even though you are half serious).
This term is usually used behind someone's back or to a person of familiarity that understands sarcasm.
This term is slowly, but surely, finding its way into the mouth of every white teen girl and adolescent woman in America.
A more lighthearted and slightly less offensive way to call someone a cunt. The Irish twist adds an air of humor depending on situation. Usually used as a joke (even though you are half serious).
This term is usually used behind someone's back or to a person of familiarity that understands sarcasm.
This term is slowly, but surely, finding its way into the mouth of every white teen girl and adolescent woman in America.
Example 1:
Kelsey: Dude, she ate all of my humus last night and didn't even ask.
Karley: What a little Cunty McCunt Face. You should confront her about it.
Example 2:
Meghan: Hey can you sleep on the couch tonight? My man is coming to visit from out of town.
Drew: Bitch please.....I am sleeping in my bed tonight.
Meghan: Don't be a Cunty McCunt Face.....I got sexiled last weekend.
Drew: Haha I'm kidding, of course i will take one for the team.
Kelsey: Dude, she ate all of my humus last night and didn't even ask.
Karley: What a little Cunty McCunt Face. You should confront her about it.
Example 2:
Meghan: Hey can you sleep on the couch tonight? My man is coming to visit from out of town.
Drew: Bitch please.....I am sleeping in my bed tonight.
Meghan: Don't be a Cunty McCunt Face.....I got sexiled last weekend.
Drew: Haha I'm kidding, of course i will take one for the team.
by SurferCuntUSA November 21, 2011
Get the Cunty McCunt Facemug. by pwa October 16, 2003
Get the Cunty mc cuntmug.