if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women
holy shit cunty speedy men
by shittymale May 06, 2018
when a girl says that she is a pregnant to get her boyfriend to fuck her without a condom so that she does get pregnant.
by baby jay December 01, 2006
this word can be defined as a person who is a total cunt who shits anywhere and on anyone he/she knows, also can refer to a person who is a total douche but you still hang out with the person even tho you hate that person
Bill-"Damn that cunty Mcfuck shit is coming over again"
by Mr.McCunty April 05, 2009
The ultimate insult to someone who is more than just a cunt, or has just done something completely twatty. A clever use of the Scottish 'Mc' between 'cunty' and 'cuntlips' to make it sound like someones name, but also gives it a humourous feel, perfect for a bit of banter amongst friends.
by D7 November 28, 2004
Also know as CPD, it causes one to have a cunt like personality. Symptoms include complaining, whining, and general ass chapness. As far as medical scientists know, there is currently no cure. Usually self diagnosed or by an immediate friend or family member. The person will act extremely entitled and not want to ever not get their way.
Im sorry ma'am but Your daughter has cunty personality disorder. I'm afraid you and your family are in for quite the emotional basket case.
by Joke Of The Day 4 December 26, 2019
Derived from the word "cunt" (One of the most offensive words in the English language)
A more lighthearted and slightly less offensive way to call someone a cunt. The Irish twist adds an air of humor depending on situation. Usually used as a joke (even though you are half serious).
This term is usually used behind someone's back or to a person of familiarity that understands sarcasm.
This term is slowly, but surely, finding its way into the mouth of every white teen girl and adolescent woman in America.
A more lighthearted and slightly less offensive way to call someone a cunt. The Irish twist adds an air of humor depending on situation. Usually used as a joke (even though you are half serious).
This term is usually used behind someone's back or to a person of familiarity that understands sarcasm.
This term is slowly, but surely, finding its way into the mouth of every white teen girl and adolescent woman in America.
Example 1:
Kelsey: Dude, she ate all of my humus last night and didn't even ask.
Karley: What a little Cunty McCunt Face. You should confront her about it.
Example 2:
Meghan: Hey can you sleep on the couch tonight? My man is coming to visit from out of town.
Drew: Bitch please.....I am sleeping in my bed tonight.
Meghan: Don't be a Cunty McCunt Face.....I got sexiled last weekend.
Drew: Haha I'm kidding, of course i will take one for the team.
Kelsey: Dude, she ate all of my humus last night and didn't even ask.
Karley: What a little Cunty McCunt Face. You should confront her about it.
Example 2:
Meghan: Hey can you sleep on the couch tonight? My man is coming to visit from out of town.
Drew: Bitch please.....I am sleeping in my bed tonight.
Meghan: Don't be a Cunty McCunt Face.....I got sexiled last weekend.
Drew: Haha I'm kidding, of course i will take one for the team.
by SurferCuntUSA November 21, 2011
that kaylie is a cunty mc cunt
by pwa October 16, 2003