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Cump

A word that can take the place of any other word known to human kind. Generally used by those of the 2011 class of B.H.S. Its main purpose is to sound extremely perverted yet have no real meaning of its own.
Yesterday i cumped a cow on my way to school
The teacher said," no cumping in the hallways"
Cump you, you mother-cumper!
by Cole! October 21, 2008
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cump

(noun) A cum-filled dump that often occurs after anal sex
Sheila took a raging cump after that anal orgy Saturday night.
by tEH fINAL pWNOSAUR1 June 19, 2011
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campsite

What happens when a group of males gets collectively horny and each starts pitching a tent.
Ms. Dusek is the hottest Hot Teacher on campus. Whenever she's teaching a class, the room becomes a total campsite!
by ReginaD August 5, 2013
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Chumps

Look at those losers at the TRUMP rally's!

Yeah, they're called TRUMPS CHUMPS!
by Sicoldog September 17, 2016
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Cumpets

That thing where you ejaculate into a sock and then use it as a hand puppet.
by Deer cumpets February 9, 2021
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STD Campsite

A dumb natty ass girl who has so many STD's she passes them on to every one she meets. She needs to be a leper and go live in the mountains by herself before she infects anyone else. Her name usually starts with "k" and is a complete douche bag!
Dumbass Mother Fucker: Man she is so nice I really liker her.

Voice of Reason: Dude that girls is an STD Campsite!
Dumb Ass Mother Fucker: But I dont care my mom likes her.

Voice of Reason: Go to the clinic!
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cumass

an alternate for dumbass. one filled with cum; a person that has received cum (particularly in their ass) in some cases a slang word for homosexual
Josh shot his laptop with an airsoft gun, pssh what a cumbass.

"Dude that chick is hot as shit, god i wanna bang her!!!"
"Yeah dude but look at her, you can tell she's a slut."
"Point being...?"
"Point is she's a complete cumass."

"Some chick walked up to me at school the other day and asked me to sign a petition. So i was like alright, what's it for? and she said that it was for the gay club. So I asked if the petition was supporting the gay club or if it was against the gay club, and she said it supported the club. So i said fuck that i'm not supporting those fucking cumbasses
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