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Cuban cigar

1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.

2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.
On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.
by Buzzby May 17, 2005
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Cuban

A very diverse, culturally rich, revolutionary and resilient people. People who live on the largest and most beautiful island in the Caribean sea. Once settled by Caribs, Tainos, and Ciboney Amerindian tribes before the arrival of the Spanish in the 1400's. The Spanish, with inter-marriage, diseases and warfare killed off most of the native population and brought African captives to farm the fertile land on the island. Cuba is the birth place of the Conga; brought by Africans, the Cigar; first made by the Ciboney Indianof Cuba, and Cuba Son; which was popularized in the 1950's after the Cuban revolution in New York, and later adopted as the music of Caribean neighbor Puerto Rico who now claims the music as their own, called "salsa".
Cuba is the only communist country in the western hemisphere, and has suffered an embargo by the Unites States since it's 1950's treaty with the then Soviet Union. Despite the embargo China and Venezuela manage to find ways of shipping medical supplies to the island although most medical technologies (machines to battle cancer, ect.) are prohibited from being exported there. Cubans have been ruled by the longest serving dictator of the modern age. During the Spanish-American War, Cuban, Philippine and American rebels fought the Spanish for independence. Puerto Rico was seized by the U.S., the Philippines and Cuba continued to fight the American Empire for independence and are independently governed countries today.
Speaker 1: I had no idea Cubans actually created what is called "Salsa". I thought Puerto Ricans made that!

Speaker 2: Well, they have been making it ever since Cuba has been a victim of genocide by the Americans.

Speaker 1: Wow, you sound pretty revolutionary!

Speaker 2: Most of my people are.
by A free Cuba January 26, 2010
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cuban crab

you take your thumb and your index finger place either one is the pussy and the other in the anus then pitch together and pull down....see what happens
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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Cubangbang

Referring to how girls look or how much stroke a guys got in bed.
Dammn that mama is cubangbangin it.

I cubangbanged that girl so hard.

I wish I had cubangbang skills like that Adam dude. I'm Jealous !
by AznPrideProductions April 30, 2009
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cuban tripe

a condom filled with one's own excrement and then used as a dildo on one's sexual partner.
After performing cunnilingus on Carmina, Fidel fucked her with the cuban tripe he had prepared earlier that day.
by Borden B. September 15, 2006
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Cuban Bow Tie

Similar to the Cuban Necktie, with the same slit across the neck below the jawline, except the tongue is tied in a knot like a bow tie, rather than left hanging like a necktie.
1.) They thought that they had seen it all, even the Cuban Necktie, but this took it to the next level. In the bloody mess of the man they could identify his tongue, tied in what looked like a bow tie..

2.) Dude have you heard of the Cuban Bow Tie?

Yeah man that shit's fucked up!
by Zacharias will fuck you up October 4, 2009
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cuban

Cuban people are resilient, warm, open and genuine, despite the clear and obvious struggles they have in daily life; and their culture is homogeneous, despite its multiracial ethnicity. Cubans are very good at sports as well. They make for some of the best baseball players and boxers in the world. Winning many world titles and 6 of 8 Gold Medals in boxing in last years olympics.

Someone can not help but recognize how proud Cubans are of their culture. Cubans, unlike some other Latin races, hold pride in their hearts and teach it well to their children. One thing Cubans are not keen on doing is strapping their flag on everything they own. Cubans are amongst the proudest of Latin people, but do not need to show it by tapping their flag to the hoods of their cars. Of all the Latin races, Cubans are the most successful in America. They hold titles such as Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers, and Judges.

Cubans have overcome the fact that just because they are a minority, it doesn’t mean they cannot become successful. After coming from a country with nothing, they are some of the few people in America that do not take freedom for granted.
Cubans are the creators of Many forms of Latin music, such as:

Salsa, Mambo, Cha Cha, Rumba, Son, Tango, Guajira, Música campesina, Batá and yuka, Timba, and Many More!
by Carlos Monte December 23, 2005
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