Sex on the beach, in the middle of it pull out and dip your junk in the sand, then go right back in.
by CJMatrix February 23, 2008
The tiny specs of crunchy looking balls of sweaty dirt that fall off on to the back rim of the toilet seat, from just above your ass crack. Similar to dingle berries, these crusty little dustings collect usually after wiping occurs.
by castigrl4 January 04, 2008
to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.
your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.
by Spank Nuts May 23, 2007
Wait until you are about to nut, put the tip of your dick up to the ear canal of another person, and blast your load into their ear!
by Fuzzy May 05, 2003
The act of probing your left or right index finger into your anus and gathering a messy filth, thus placing your finger in your partner's mouth in a hook like fashion pulling the hook with such force as to show domination of your partner, hence the the name given, " The crusty hook".
by james Motherfuckin' m.*JDplayer25*asst. November 14, 2007
The art of jizzing into a tissue, screwing it up into a ball and leaving for a few weeks to dry. The tissue is then unravelled over a victims head showering them in man crust
by Div8080 October 09, 2013
A Crusty Harold is a sexual act where a male fornicates with another male or females anus until ejaculation occurs and the semen is left to dry or "crust" on the anus over night. It is then licked until clean the next morning.
Koza totally gave that girl a Crusty Harold and the crust that accumulated over night was so prominent that it took more licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop than he thought.
by Sir Beemer April 19, 2011