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Crusade

Absolute pussy eliminator
Can and will eat your ass in seconds
Menace to this universe
Fortnite god
“Crusade is a fucking menace

Ong
by oll July 30, 2022
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E Head Crusaded

A group of close friends who join a social media group supervised by online groomers and befriend these alleged groomers gather information to confirm the allegations and then post it to related servers.
One of the servers I joined a while ago was e head crusaded. I always had a gut feeling about the owners.
by pumbump April 5, 2024
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Crusader Kings 2

Addictive as hell PC video game about some random people from the medieval era
Bobby: i just murdered a family of five in some prison on crusader kings 2
Jim: please get mental help
by IntergalactalEnergy May 22, 2023
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Crusader Vagina

It means something that looks like a vagina through clothes
"Hey Kyle, Look at Leon's Crusader Vagina"
by Potato Astronaut March 30, 2022
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mud crusader

Mud Crusader- a person who goes out on nearly every weekend to conquer another mud puddle a little higher up the trail from last week. The crusader uses 4 wheel drive vehicles to accomplish his mud crusade usually found in a muddy jeep, or toyota on Monday morning. Mud Crusaders are a group of like people that are usually gifted mechanics, often field fixing their vehicles in 3 feet of mud.
There goes another mud crusader, think he'll make it this time?
The car wash is banning all mud crusaders who plug his drain in the bays.
by jbbhammer June 5, 2016
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Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).
"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"
by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025
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Armchair Crusader

Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.
Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)

ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.

XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ

ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.

XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT

(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)
by D13pro March 12, 2014
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