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Rolly Crumpet

To take a poo or make stinky chocolate on the ground while waiting in the line at Walt Disney world to ride a ride or see an attraction publicly infront of everyone.
That kid just made a Rolly Crumpet! I guess he was waiting in line too long and couldn’t hold it in anymore .
by 420D-Portkid November 26, 2023
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British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back
Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you
by anonymous May 14, 2021
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Jacket Crumpet

Aww man I accidentally made a jacket crumpet.
by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022
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Wet Crumpet

by Spilled April 28, 2019
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Crumpet Moment

When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.
Wow, the Trump versus Elon beef has soo many crumpet moments in it!
by Donnum June 6, 2025
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penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”
by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018
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Humpin' the crumpet

1. Light-hearted joking
2. Lube-less anal sex
Closest synonym: joshin'
Don't get offended, bro. I was just humpin' the crumpet.

I didn't mean to kill your mom - I was humpin' her crumpet and my dick stabbed all the way through.
by thescholar(i read dostoyevsky) December 16, 2018
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