crooked smile

When you are upset and depressed and you also are in a bad position in life

Ex: facing murder and robbery for something you didn't do and you don't wanna show you how upset you are and not making your day all bad so the best way to try and make it better with a crooked smile.

by Bdex October 4, 2013

V-crook

A man who builds a relationship with a woman just for sex. After getting sex, he escapes like a (vagina) thief in the night.

"We finally had sex, but when I woke up he was long gone and I haven't seen him in weeks. He's a V-crook!"

by Hewlin Runo April 19, 2006

crooked pirate

right before you're about to blow your load, you pull it out and shoot it in her eye. then kick her in the shin and watch her do the crooked pirate!

I just turned my girlfriend into a crooked pirate. She was hobbling around with a patch on her eye.

by vishay August 1, 2004

cooz cork

A tampon. coozmeaning pussy and cork as is something that stops liquid from coming out.

"I can see the string of that chicks cooz cork hanging out the bottom of her sundress."

by thelittlemewese August 31, 2006

crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 21, 2007

Crookit

Revere ghetto slang for crooked.

My teeth be crookit.

by Dean Reno December 9, 2005

Crooky

A Teenage Boy who is Fat and likes Tractors, constantly getting kicked out of the local McDonalds for the ammount of Chicken Nuggets he orders.

"Hey look! Its Fat Crooky!"

by TheCrazyNegro January 17, 2021