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Crocodile Cunt

A female who fake cries (crocodile tears) every time she gets in trouble.
My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023
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crocodile ID

To check the sex of someone when gender is questionable. As did Crocodile Dundee in the 80s movies.
I saw this "woman" at the club last night. I was going to give her the Crocodile ID but she left with some dude. I guess I will never know if it was a man or woman.
by Hoorah John July 17, 2023
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Crocodile Crump

When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.
Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.
by urbfssidebae August 5, 2022
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Crocodile Prayer

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous
"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024
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crocodile rodeo

When you're doing your girl from behind and you bite her between the shoulder blades. Clamp down with your teeth and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
It was NYE and she mentioned her ex during sex. I had no option apart from going to the Crocodile Rodeo.
by Big Dog the Pirate December 30, 2024
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Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it
The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022
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crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check
Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)
by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020
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