My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023

I saw this "woman" at the club last night. I was going to give her the Crocodile ID but she left with some dude. I guess I will never know if it was a man or woman.
by Hoorah John July 17, 2023

by urbfssidebae August 5, 2022

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous
"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer
-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024

When you're doing your girl from behind and you bite her between the shoulder blades. Clamp down with your teeth and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
It was NYE and she mentioned her ex during sex. I had no option apart from going to the Crocodile Rodeo.
by Big Dog the Pirate December 30, 2024

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020
