Christopher Petty

A wild squeaker with rad tuberculosis.

Oof, Christopher Petty is dying again.

by Coby5735 January 31, 2019

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Christopher Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball

Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball

by Ah man October 23, 2019

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Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

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A cute boy who loves to play online game from day to night. He loves to sleep like a pig all day long. He have many girlfriends from primary school, secondary school and even in ITE! He plays Valorant all day long with his girlfriend and goes to Art Science Museum with his another girlfriend. Christopher also loves to eat cheap food and is charming.

Beware of a Christopher!

by 321Cake August 15, 2021

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Christopher Jones

Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.

Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.

Damn, wish I had got me a Christopher Jones; his wife is so happy and the luckiest person.

by CloRoJo November 23, 2021

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