crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’

crafternoon

duh

by scmat August 23, 2022

Crafty Demon

One who devours craft services on film shoots.

Damn, Will is tearing up our food like a crafty demon.

by Nick Gonzalez March 29, 2008

Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"

by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010

crater nips

When nipple's aren't erect they are inverted or sunk into the breast, much like a crater.

"It was so cold last night I got Crater Nips!"

by TheMystic September 26, 2013

Crafty chandler

A sneeky finger up the bum

I slipped him a crafty chandler

by Ozë August 29, 2016

Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016

Craptence

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence

The time of feeling like crap. Craptence

by Pikablox October 29, 2017